Amy Schumer Covers Glamour **I Have a Belly. And I Have Cellulite. And I Still Deserve Love.**
Amy Schumer on the cover of Glamour`s August DD issue wearing a
Narcisco Rodriguez dress and Stella McCartney Lingerie bra// Photography by
Matt Irwin for Glamour
Schumer striking a pose in a DKNY pencil skirt
and Dolce Gabbana bodysuit// Photography
by Matt Irwin for Glamour Schumer seemingly cemented her status in a speech she
gave recently accepting Trailblazer of the Year at Glamour UK`s Women of the
Year Awards// I`m probably like 160
pounds right now and I can catch a whenever I want, like, that`s the truth// It`s
not a problem, she told the crowd// But,
while well received by many, as with anything that`s said these days , Schumer
was met with backlash something she`s
become a master handler of for the fact
that she dared to be so open about her wants, needs, and desires// If a guy was like, ‘I can get pussy whenever I
want,` that guy would be a dickhead// But DD to deny that there`s a major
difference is ridiculous// For women DD, we`re taught to eat less until we
disappear// And trained to believe that if you don`t look like everyone else,
then you`re unlovable, she told the
magazine, on national newsstands July 14, of the double standards women are
held to// And men are not trained that
way// Men can look like whatever and still date a supermodel// I`m proud of
what I said// I think it`s good to see somebody saying I have a belly// And I
have cellulite// And I still deserve love// And to catch the old D// And to not
apologize// Well, except when it comes
to racism// I used to date Hispanic
guys, but now I prefer consensual, a
joke she used to tell in her stand up routine, drew criticism// While she said
recently in a statement that she will joke
about things you like and I will joke about things you aren`t comfortable with,
she did clarify on Twitter Monday// I wrote this joke 2 years ago// I used to do a
lot of short dumb jokes like this// I played a dumb white girl on stage// I
still do sometimes// Once I realized I had more eyes and ears on me and had an
influence I stopped telling jokes like that onstage, Schumer wrote// I am evolving as an artist// I am taking
responsibility and hope I haven`t hurt anyone// I apologize if I did//
Schumer in white Lanvin skirt, L/K/Bennett belt and a Barney`s New York monogram sweater/
Photography by Matt Irwin for Glamour But DD while her star`s on
the rise and she`s taken the title of feminist
comedienne seriously, becoming one has
meant making concessions // In fact, it`s
hurt her dating life // Now I have to
wonder what people`s intentions are, she admitted // But you DD know what I made a decision // I`m gonna do this anyway
// I`m gonna keep speaking up and creating all this work // I could have
roped it in and hopefully found a mate // But I made a decision // And it does
feel like sometimes it`s a sacrifice for my love life and social life // Hero
alert Obviously said facetiously, but
actually a legitimate claim // Move over Bruce Wayne, Amy Schumer`s here //
